Wednesday, 11 February 2026

Humanoid Robots Are Here… and Embarrassingly Bad at Being Our Servants

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Humanoid Robots Are Here… and Embarrassingly Bad at Being Our Servants

CES 2026 was meant to showcase our robot butler future, but instead became a comedy show of mechanical disasters. Humanoid robots spent more time face-planting and spinning uncontrollably than folding laundry, with demos breaking down faster than you could say I, Robot. Samsung quietly killed their famous Ballie robot, and the only reliable thing about these bots was their ability to malfunction spectacularly. Turns out when they are not being puppeteered by humans or doing rehearsed dance moves, our future robot overlords have all the coordination of a drunk toddler.

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Humans are desperate to put the robots to work. The only problem is, the robots don’t “work” to any degree. These humanoid bots are interesting. Some are even cute. Few, if any, are anywhere close to prime time. It was a dour scene at CES 2026, so much so I can’t help but wonder if they ever will be.

The home robots that headlined past CES may already be on their way to the scrap heap. Last week, Bloomberg reported that Samsung’s famed Ballie home robot was effectively dead. The company offered a statement that the robot would “inform” how Samsung works with spatial awareness and smart home intelligence. The bot itself was nowhere to be found at CES 2026. Recent reports citing robot companies themselves question whether humanoid robots are the next big tech boondoggle. China, the one place that is definitely ahead of the rest of the world on robotics, officially cited a number of copycat companies making derivative, useless bots. The lingering question is whether any of the robots will be capable of doing anything useful.

The AGIBOT X2 doing kung-fu is pretty cute! #CES2026 pic.twitter.com/kpOLtmaJJX

— Ray Wong (@raywongy) January 6, 2026

Just as we predicted, CES 2026 was consumed with home robotics. What surprised us more was how many had the arms, heads, and even legs that companies hope will eventually replace us. Unfortunately, the robo-maids and robo-butlers are more likely to fall down on you or spin uncontrollably than fold your laundry. Throughout the entire show, when they weren’t being controlled remotely or working off choreographed moves, these robots flailed, fell down, and broke entirely on their own. It was a comical and embarrassing sight for attendees.

Murphy’s Law dictates that any live demo will inevitably be cursed with bad connections or gear that won’t work no matter how many times you tested it in the lab. The number of robots on the fritz at the CES show floor went beyond occasional issues. I visited SwitchBot’s booth the first day the CES show floor opened to check out its Onero H1 humanoid robot. The H1 is supposed to be a household device with two articulating arms and a cute, always-surprised face. It’s meant to handle tasks like feeding the dishwasher or brewing coffee. At the booth, a SwitchBot representative told me the Onero H1 was, unfortunately, not fully functioning. All it could do was spin back and forth like a confused toddler stuck in a playpen it had never seen before.

That’s not to say the humanoid robots remained broken throughout the entire show. When it was working, the H1 would slowly drag a shirt over to a washing machine, slowly open the door, and slowly stick it in. I strode over to LG’s booth to check out CLOiD, another home robot with articulating fingers built for chores like folding laundry. The bot was, indeed, gingerly pinching a stack of towels and folding each with agonizing lethargy. At one point, the CLOiD seemed to hiccup in its routine. A number of LG staff quickly surrounded the bot, and another jumped in front of me while I attempted to film it. The company likely managed to fix whatever existing issues were causing the disruption, as CLOiD was back later, folding a mountain of laundry with Sisyphean dedication.

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