Bear Penis to Remain on Bern's 600-Year-Old Coat of Arms After Government Rejects Removal
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“Switzerland's canton of Bern has officially declined to alter its 600-year-old coat of arms, which features a heraldic bear depicted with a red penis, after a parliamentarian asked whether the emblem might be more inclusive without it. The government rejected both the anatomical amendment and a separate proposal to flip the bear's facing direction as a symbol of progress, citing six centuries of unbroken tradition. An online public survey on the matter was also firmly refused.”
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