Tuesday, 17 March 2026

Bored Dad Spends 19 Months Systematically Parking in Every Single Space at His Local Sainsbury's

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Bored Dad Spends 19 Months Systematically Parking in Every Single Space at His Local Sainsbury's

Gareth Wild, a 44-year-old dad from Devizes, Wiltshire, has just completed his second mission to park in every single available bay at his local Sainsbury's — ticking off all 108 spaces over one year, seven months, and two days. Having already conquered a 211-space Bromley branch over six years before he moved house, Wild upgraded his methodology this time: satellite imagery, exact time logs, tiered space ratings, and £9,567.26 worth of groceries as collateral. His next target is the local Morrisons, which has over 400 spaces.

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A bored dad has completed a quest to park in all the bays at his local Sainsbury’s five years after accomplishing the same feat at another branch.

Gareth Wild, 44, previously spent six years mapping every spot at his local supermarket in Bromley, south-east London, before completing the task in 2021.

And after moving to Devizes, Wiltshire, in 2024, he decided it was time to kick off the challenge again.

He mapped out all 108 spaces using a satellite image of the car park, logging every time he parked in one, with only the disabled and motorcycle spaces off limits.

Last weekend, he finally finished the task, taking him a total of one year, seven months and two days, using only his weekly shopping trips and the occasional resupply stops.

Gareth said, ‘Boredom was probably the starting point. I have to do the weekly shop, so it keeps me amused doing little things like this.’

The dad, who works for a marketing company, said it was a bit sad now that he’s finished it again, but admitted he was more thorough this time.

He kept all of his receipts and logged the exact times he parked.

This car park costs 70p per hour to use, or £1 on Sundays, adding up to a total of £89.20 for all of the trips.

The dad also tallied how much he spent on food shopping across the challenge, which came to £9567.26.

With his knowledge from the previous attempt, which totalled 211 bays, Gareth says he found it much easier this time, as he made sure to park in the more desirable spaces first.

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He added: ‘I made sure that I kept as much information as possible. Detail was the thing that I was really focused on doing more of.

‘In terms of the parking, once you have parked in one car park, you have parked in them all. There was not much difference. It is a bit quieter here; life is a bit of a slower pace.’

The dad rated all of the spaces into categories of ‘God Tier’, ‘Useful’, and ‘Avoid’, with his favourite two being A1 and A2 – right by the entrance.

With two kids aged six and nine, he says this was probably the last year he could get away with parking in the family spaces.

Going forward, the dad says he wants to keep challenging himself, with his eye on the local Morrisons next, which has over 400 spaces.

He says that the reaction online has been overwhelmingly positive, with lots of people commenting that they are now going to do the same.

He said: ‘It was nice the reaction the first one got. I thought, given that I had moved to a new place and still had to do the boring weekly food shop, I may as well resurrect it.

‘People are really receptive to it. I don’t know what it is, but people really like a spreadsheet. There is almost a universally positive response.

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